Spitter

Link: Spitter
Developed by PPLLAAYY
Sponsored by Bored.com
Genre: Action/Launcher

Have you ever had a bird poop on you or in your drink? What did you do about it? Ever think about undergoing intense tongue and mouth exercises to spit at and kill the bird who pooped on you? 

At first glance Spitter kind of looks like a typical launcher game. You stand on your balcony and hock a loogie in the distance. Your first spit fails pitifully and you go back inside.

You'll find yourself playing four different minigames to improve your spitting ability. The first has you spitting at a poster of Justin Beaver and if you manage to hit him on the head three times you improve. Another has you waving your tongue around to touch your teeth a certain amount of times in a time limit. One has you doing crunches with your teeth very delicately and the last has you picking out food products on a conveyor belt. All these sound weird in writing but in actuality are relevant and well done. Fun on the other hand...well, they may be fun to some and are fun for a while. However, they did not hold my attention long in Spitter despite the interesting gameplay idea and even though the graphics were amazing. Overall, Spitter is an interesting concept but one I can see people getting bored with super quickly.